None of that “You can’t show nipples.” or “That pun is insulting.” As is demonstrated in a scanned page after the jump. SFW (but probably not safe for intellectualism.)
Ha ha ha! Get it!? The best part is the seemingly what-the-hell-why-not inclusion of the how to tie a tie tips (which was stolen from any issue of Esquire).
Sidenote: Well Hung? Size Matters? Really? Does the ‘hang’ matter in a tie? We know size does.